My adventure back in time

I stepped inside the time machine and I fell head first into burning hot sand. I gazed about myself. It was then that I saw It! The stupid thing had dumped me in front of a dinosaur! I could tell what it was; It was a huge very hungry       Tyrannosaurus! I was paralysed with fear! My instinct was to jump straight into the time machine. I did but I had a nasty surprise when I got back…. I’d brought a triceratops home with me!

Great jokes!

10 things I know about you: 1. You are reading this 2. You are a human 3. You can’t say the letter “p” without separating your lips 4. You just attempted to do it 6.You are laughing at yourself 7. You have a smile on your face and skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5. 9. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too!
  What does a nosey pepper do?  Gets jalapeno business!
What do you call a fake noodle?  An Impasta
What do you call an alligator in a vest?  An Investigator
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you’ll rise and shine!
 “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”  “You can’t tuna fish.”

Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?  The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!

By Aaron! 🙂

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book review

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is a magical book. It is about Harry’s final year at Hogwarts, which is a magical school, and it is a very busy year because there is tests to be taken and battles to be fought. Come with Harry as he penetrates a bank and fights the final showdown with the ultimate bad guy. It is a good book  because it is about friendship, adventure and magic. I would recommend this book for  people 7+. I would rate it 4 and half stars.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fools’ gold

what is it about?

this book is about Ishraq ,Isolde ,Luca ,Brother Peter and Freize.They are participating in a order that the pope himself hosts.The order is called the order of darkness and they had to find where the source of gold for gold english nobles was.Whilst they were at venice they met 2 people called Jacinta and Drago nacari who owned molds for the nobles which makes the story more interesting.

recommended for 9-12 yr olds.

rated :5 star.

How to calm down/cheer yourself up

How shall I calm myself down or cheer myself up?

Read these and you will know! In any situation that makes you unhappy, you can follow these steps to cheer up!

  1. Read a book; maybe from your favourite series.emo
  2. Eat something that you like!food
  3. Talk to someone about your situation and feelings – someone that you feel safe with. talk
  4. Go somewhere quiet and think about things that you likethink
  5. Write down your worry on a piece of paper and then scrunch it up and throw it away. It will make you feel that your worry has gone away!write
  6. Take a rest rest
  7. Do something that you like to do – maybe a hobby. dab

I hope you enjoyed reading this and I hope it was helpful! I’ll be writing more advice posts and things like that soon, so keep an eye out for them!

By Elena

 

My book review

I have read a book called Frankie’s magic football, i don’t really like football but i really like this book. This book is about a boy called Frankie and his two friends, Charlie and Louise, they were at the Zoo and at the monkey enclosure and a monkey called Momo stole Frankie’s football and ran to the kangaroos. The football can make a magic portal and made one to Australia. And Frankie and his friends have to find the missing monkey, Momo and the missing kangaroo too.

 

Written by Katie

Back to Camp Little Wood

It was the day that I had been dreading the most, it was the day that I had to go back to Camp Little Wood. The school term had just finished and the summer holiday was here; my parents wanted me (Walter Melon) to go to camp little Wood, they were filled with joy when they found that Camp, so I didn’t tell them that that I hated it. Nobody knows why I hate Camp Little Wood, as it’s too embarrassing to say.

The time had come, I picked up my bags and I slowly strolled to the door. In the car I checked if I had everything, but it seemed that I left my joy behind. I got in the car and we began to travel to Manchester (that’s where Camp Little Wood is). My Mum and Dad, where telling me that I’m going to have so much fun, but I doubted that. In the distance I could see a sign saying ‘WELCOME TO CAMP LITTLE WOOD’. As we approached the entrance to Camp, we signed in and they told me what cabin I’m in, I was assigned to a cabin named The Wolves.

As I walked into my cabin I saw familiar faces, but there was one boy that I particularly remembered, his name was Max. “Well, well well, look who came back,”said Max. I ignored him and I went straight to my bed. As I looked around the cabin, I thought that I was in a pigsty, as there was food on the brown wooden walls; I also so that there were cracks on the floor and that the light was twitching on and off. I hung a calendar over my bunk, so that I found see how many days were left of this torture.

It was now 18:00 pm, which meant it was dinner time, so I hopped out of my bed and I walked to the Food Hall. The food at Camp Little Wood was decent, so I always looked forward to: Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. I was enjoying my dinner, however suddenly Max stood on his chair and shouted,

”Everyone who wants a sweet come here.” Almost instantly a large crowd surrounded Max. I went up to get a sweet but,

Max Said ” Are you sure you want more sweets, Walter.” Its time that I tell you why I’m so embarrassed, I ate to much sweets, got hyper and I drank too much coke one night and I- I wet myself.

Everyone knew, everyone was now horrible to me, I’m going to have to leave camp Little Wood! I packed my bags, called a taxi, but where would I stay? I don’t want my parents to know that I don’t like it there. It came to one conclusion, I need to stay here.

Tonight the camp is having a Talent Show, I’m going to audition and I’m going to dance, so that everybody forgets about the accident and see that I have some moves. Although I have never danced in front of anyone before, its the only thing that I’m good at. I practiced and practiced, until Max walked in,   “Do you think that your street dancing is going to compete with my football skills?”

I ignored him and walked to the lake, where no one went to and practiced my dance where no one would bother me.I was exhausted, all I wanted to do was rest. I looked at my calendar to check what we were doing tomorrow and I realised it was Friday, the day of The Talent Show! I quickly put on my clothes, an Adidas tracksuit with Adidas shoes and to complete the outfit was an Adidas hat.

I ran to the hall, I went behind the curtain a quickly marked my dance moves. I was  the last person to go on, so I had a lot of time to properly get ready. It was nearly my go, I just had to wait for Max to start his football skills. Weirdly, he was wearing similar clothes to me and what was even weirder was that my song was playing, but the weirdest thing was that he was dancing my choreography! I didn’t perform, I pretended I felt sick (which I kind of actually felt then). Max won the Talent Show. I thought that if that was me, could I have won it? It seems like nothing goes my way at Camp Little Wood.

By Alex

 

 

Happy feet

Happy feet got me into penguins when I was a baby because I had a mumble toy I took every where I went. Happy feet was one of the first films I wached. Back then I didn’t know I had something I commen with mumble. Mumble is different from the other penguins and doesn’t always fit in.  As you know I’m also a bit different as I have Tourette’s syndrome which means I have Tics I can’t help. As you know I have trets and I have ticks. It can really effect your life now and in the future.

Thanks for reading.

by GeorgeMcGreig

The Trials of Apollo

The Trials of Apollo by Rick Riordan

This story is about the third time Apollo, one of the 12 Olympians from Greek mythology, has been cast down in the modern times. If you read the Percy Jackson series, and the Blood of Olympus series, you’d know that the Greek gods are still in existence, and are currently in America.

This book is about Apollo’s punishment, and his trials to become one of the immortals again. He is bound to a wild demigod called Meg McCaffrey, who is a daughter of Demeter. They need to get to Camp Half-Blood, which is a camp for half-bloods (children of gods). It is heavily hidden, and is run by Dionysus, as his punishment for chases after a nymph, and Chiron, the centaur which taught most of the famous heroes – Jason and Achilles, for example.

The pair run to Percy Jackson to help, and then they noticed that they are being followed by glowing blobs… clearly some evil monster from Greek mythology…

Here is a picture of the copy I read.

I liked this book overall as it was an adventure genre and I like adventure. I also like reading long, detailed books and Rick Riordan’s many series are all fantastic. Magnus ChaseThe Kane Chronicles, I just simply devour the stories. This is one of my favourite books.

I would recommend this to anyone who has enjoyed his books, or anyone who likes adventure and is around 10 years old. I give it 4 and a half stars out of 5.